Post-Election Do-List

to-do-list

It is going to be a busy day! So much to do!

  1. Congratulate a bunch of people — those who felt the system was failing them — for letting their voices be heard in a dramatic way. I’m sure there is something hopeful in that. Well done.
  2. After considering some of the people mentioned in #1 — just as a precaution, change my Christmas shopping wish-list from Amazon books to Cabella’s gun department.
  3. Check into that whole “rigged election” thing…after all, he’s been right about everything else.
  4. Check the over/under on “Days Until Military Coup.” If they’re calling it 230, I’m taking the under.
  5. Select my outfit for the Inaugural Ball. (I am thinking something white and billowy, with maybe a pointy cap….)
  6. Read a good “prepper” manual and stock up on canned goods, freeze-dried meals, and water. Also pretzels. I really like pretzels.
  7. Remember to boot my computer from Tails, and always use a zero-knowledge VPN and the TOR browser. Get all my friends to switch to the Signal instance messaging app (end-to-end encryption, and not owned by Facebook). Delete all my social media accounts (please send cute baby and kitten pictures via snail-mail to my new post office box in Belize).
  8. Smash capitalism.
  9. Scoop the litter box.
  10. Shut down this blog.

Well, I’d better get busy!

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